“If they are wearing random things that are scratchy, it’s harder to give a lap dance.” So leave the chain wallet at home (and don’t even think about wearing those pants that come with a million zippers in the front).

The color you wear is also important for another reason.

“There is a lot of spray-tan going on,” warns Ca$hmere. “I’ve seen guys who have worn lighter pants or white pants and you can see [clear evidence] they received a lap dance. You don’t want to explain that self-tanner spray on your lap when you get home.”