Don’t Do These In Strip Clubs
- Taking a cab to get there as the good ones offer free limo service
- Groping or inappropriately touching the dancers as you will get kicked out
- Pretending that you’re texting while trying to snap a photo (kicked out)
- Bringing your wife or girlfriend as they might get uncomfortable or be judgmental
- Forgetting to bring enough cash to pay for drinks and tip
- Wearing the wrong clothing
- Getting your card declined for overspending
- Thinking you can get the girls to go to your hotel room with you. If by some stroke of luck, you find yourself in that situation with a stranger, just be sure to wrap it up. Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but the STD you catch comes home as well.